Monday, August 13, 2012

Marriage

Marriage has gotten a bad reputation. At least it seems that way. Married people annoy me. Like a lot. (I am married….). Anywho, this is why. Whenever people my age get married (mid 20s) I feel like they try so so so hard to be grown-ups and to do what they think they’re supposed to do when they get married. Which is get super lame and annoying. Not true, kids. Just because you’re married doesn’t mean you have to change a single thing about yourself. Except maybe stop whoring yourself around, if you’re into that. It’s sad to me to see so many people I knew from college get married and then just become different people. And guess what, females? You don’t have to become a stepford wife when you get married! Great news, right? Right, so stop doing it! If you’re a stay at home wife at the age of 24, I hate you and I’m judging you so hard. So hard. This is 2012. Be a strong woman. Go out and make a career for yourself. Pay your own bills. Save your own money for your own retirement. Don’t give up on your dreams just because you got married. Your husband is not your guardian. He’s your partner. I’m not against marriage whatsoever. I’m actually a huge believer in marriage. I love it. I love the concept of it and I think it’s amazing. It just creeps me out how some people react to it. And I’m not saying you don’t have to compromise anything for your marriage. Of course you do. It’s a huge part of the commitment. I’m just saying don’t lose who you are when you do get married.

I’m clearly a pro at marriage, with my whole 3 years of experience with it. Not really, I just have very strong beliefs and opinions about it.

Rant over.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Google keywords

People have found this blog by typing in "Channing Tatum beard," and "tanning chatum."

This makes my day and I don't know why.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Olympic fever.

Things have been quiet on the blog front lately. I don't know what Steph's excuse is (taking care of her two toddlers Ryan & Charlie is a tough job). But, I have been extremely busy...watching every second of the Olympics!!!!!!!!

No, seriously I have every second of coverage taped. I don't know what is more compelling, seeing amazing athletes compete for their country and have glorious moments, or watching amazing athletes compete and have their dreams shattered.

Call me cruel, but that shit is entertaining.

I also happen to love watching all the swimmers. And by that I mean staring at their bodies. Australians glorious James Magnussen, and our home grown boys Nathan Adrian, Ryan Lochte, and the GREATEST OLYMPIAN OF ALL TIME Michael Phelps are just a few who light my fire.

Speaking of Ryan Lochte...what a beautiful douche bag. I don't know what's the worst part about him, his need to compare himself to Phelps (pssh HA), his catch phrase "jeah", or that he tried to wear a "grill" or whatever the heck that was on the medal stand. Thankfully as soon as the Olympics are over we will stop having to listen to him talk.

Another thing I love about the Olympics? Visa commercials. Yeah. I want to cry usually when I hear Morgan Freeman's voice (it's so beautiful!!) now add a backstory about the little Russian girl who wanted to be a gymnast but had to be a legendary pole vaulter instead?! I'm sobbing!

The great moments, the heroes that are made, the cocky sob's that fall on their faces, and Morgan Freeman are just a few of the many things I love about the games. What do you love most??

Least favorite thing about them: when male divers land in the pool and their speedos come off. It happens and it is not good.