Pretty Little Losers

Once upon a time there were two college students from opposite sides of the tracks. As different as two girls could be: one was tall, the other was taller. One liked Nsync, the other liked the Backstreet Boys.  One was a pasty brunette from the suburbs of Indianapolis, the other was a fiery red head from America's armpit...Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Their paths crossed on one fateful day in Stillwater, OK where they were both attending the great Oklahoma State University. The redhead (she has a name, it's Steph) started dating the Hoosiers older brother, Ryan.

Both young woman were in need of a roommate, and much to his later horror, Ryan talked Steph and his sister Sarah into living together. They quickly realized their mutual love for macaroni and cheese, alcohol, Doritos, and Britney Spears. Within weeks of being roommates, the food soul mates became best friends. And so our story begins...

That was 7 years ago. We are now sister-in-laws living within 5 minutes of each other in Oklahoma City.

I (this is Sarah btw, the one on the left in the picture above) spend most of my time working in a cubicle, running, biking (as in I've done it twice), and hanging out with the main fella in my life...my dog Cooper.

His full name is Cooper Tiberious Peyton Sarah Johnson, but you can call him Coop.

Steph and my older brother married a few years ago, and now live with their fury child Charles. Steph spends most of her time eating and watching the real housewives of India or Tibet.

Yes, she had professional photos done of him. 

So that's it. Together, we make a strange duo. What will we write about? Whatever the hell tickles our fancy, that's what. There will be wine and whining. Running, eating, reality TV, books, and Big Dick Richie are just a few of the things we may talk about. Oh and we will also update you on the latest flavors of Doritos.